Bassem Youssef & Amjad Al-Nour - Bibi’s Trial | باسم يوسف وأمجد النور - محاكمة النتن
All rise!
Alright, no need to stand up
It’s the ICC in the house, ay yo mothaf*****s what’s up?
The sentence!? No-brainer
GUILTY!
My mind is made up
In my verdict, he’ll go straight up to jail, Bibi, your time’s up
In the case number.. uh, wait, I don’t even remember
I lost count of all the innocent souls you daily murder
I sentence you to life in prison. That’s only for starters
It’s the fastest sentence I’ve passed. He’s not making my job harder
That’s a little bit embarrassing
But since your hammer’s gone missing
I’d like to spend a few seconds second-guessing
This whole ICC masquerade
With all its global ass-kissing
I won’t even debate whether this gentleman was innocent
Who the hell are you?
Your honor, who am I? That is irrelevant
I know, ladies and gentlemen, I can see the entanglement
You think you can just storm in and save him from his predicament?
Let’s not fall victim to our emotions and our sentiments
Oh, say can you see?
Who’s the boss of the ICC?
It must be the Yankee Supremacy
It must be the Yankee Supremacy
First of all, in my belief, this ICC is blasphemy
I’m not a member of that cult and neither is my mini-me
I’m only acting like I care, I’d like to thank the academy
And when you sue him, you technically make yourself my enemy
I see, you may not be a member of the ICC
You call yourself the “Land of the Free”
And him the “only democracy”
And yet to save his ass, you invented a policy
To storm my court and invade it?
Now that’s hypocrisy
Whoa! Someone’s antisemitism is on the go!
Should I delete you as a friend, and add you as a foe?
“From the river to the sea” Are you one of those?
While you’re at it, why don’t you deny the Holocaust?
Pardon me, and please don’t be offended by her sign!
But Palestine is mandatory on this list of mine
What’s that? Is there a country by the name of Palestine?
Don’t see it on this map of mine
Outta sight, outta mind
Oh, say can you see?
Who’s the boss of the ICC?
It must be the Yankee Supremacy
It must be the Yankee Supremacy
This court is for the Putins, Afros, and the Arabs by the way
They not like us, they make a fuss, they gonna have to pay
But we’re the USA, what we say goes today
Don’t waste your time on Benjamin, my friend is here to stay
He’s got “The most moral army in the world” | It’s so fitting
Telling civilians: “It’ll be safe in the north, just kidding”
Someone should pack the Nobel Prize of Peace and send it to Netan (Rotten)
He’s got the army that would warn the children right before hitting
Speaking of kids, why use live rounds?
Can’t he shoot some Blancs?
On the scale of humans, why put those kids at the lowest rank?
Spare me the drama over the kids he killed in the West Bank
Why would those children throw rocks at A FRIGGIN TANK!?
I got no time for this, I got some elections to rig
Gotta teach my snipers to “miss”
I got me some graves to dig
Those weapons won’t sell themselves
Gun deals are getting so big
So here's some taxpayers’ money, go buy yourself a new wig
Oh, say can you see?
Who’s the boss of the ICC?
It must be the Yankee Supremacy
It must be the Yankee.. Ok, everybody now
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Bassem Raafat Mohamed Youssef is an Egyptian comedian, television host, and surgeon. He is best-known in his media career for having hosted Al Bernameg, a satirical comedy show focused on Egyptian politics, from 2011 to 2014.In 2013, Bassem Youssef was named on Time 100. His current projects include The Democracy Handbook and Revolution For Dummies.
باسم رأفت محمد يوسف، مقدم برامج تلفزيونية وجراح مصري. اشتهر ببرنامج "البرنامج" من 2011 إلى 2014، حيث عُرف بأسلوبه الكوميدي الفريد.
في 2013، باسم يوسف تم اختياره ضمن قائمة مجلة «تايم» الامريكية، للمائة شخصية الأكثر تأثيرا
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